Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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