Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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