i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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