is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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