So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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