I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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