at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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