It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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