Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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