did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize