She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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