got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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