That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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