i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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