It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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