two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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