it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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