No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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