ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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