I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Shame - the story of my life.
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