He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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