"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This is the high leading the old right now
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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