All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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