I got chris browned last night
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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