just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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