The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
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Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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