Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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