I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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