ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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