I want to walk on stilts...naked
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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