DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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