I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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