What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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