Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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