im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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