My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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