used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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