Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
zippers are such a cool invention
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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