ya dads aren't the best wingmen
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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