If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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