I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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