He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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