they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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