I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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