Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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