I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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