Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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