Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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