just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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