So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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